Rebecca Rubin Versus Darth Maul

Rebecca Rubin, the newest American Girl from the Lower East Side went on an adventure to Tatooine and Darth Maul was there. They were mortal enemies so they met up and Rebecca had a light saber on her skirt so she started fighting him.

Rebecca won and Darth Maul ended up toast and she buried him in the sand. She did not say the Mourner's Kaddish. Instead, she said "Yay, my mortal enemy is dead."

And then she went to Katz's for a pastrami sandwich and a knish.