Monday, August 24, 2009

Nicki Beheading Wampofernes


Nicki wounded her knee in the fight with the wampa. But then, you see, she won.

Mia Versus Ventress


Mia went on a mission to destroy Ventress. She found her hiding from Plo Koon.

Mia snuck up on Ventress. Ventress tried to defend herself but she died.

And then Mia went out for ice cream.

The end.

Friday, August 21, 2009

A Felicity Clone Army


Elizabeth commissioned a clone army made of her best friend Felicity. She sent them to go kill Count Dooku. Dooku lost his light saber in a hole.

He could not defend himself. He tried a metal plate but it did not work. So he ended up being killed by the Felicity clone troopers and dying.

Josefina Versus Darth Vader


Josefina was just hanging out when suddenly, Darth Vader attacked her.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Ruthie Versus Dooku


Ruthie, princess loving, money-having Depression era American Girl Doll, was on the Starship with Anakin and Obi Wan trying to rescue Chancellor Palpatine. Then Count Dooku showed up and wanted to know "Who is that girl?"

So he started fighting her.

Obi Wan and Anakin hid because they did not want to fight.

Ruthie cut off Count Dooku's hands and then he surrendered and then died. Then they threw him out the trash chute and out with the dead droids.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Rebecca Rubin Versus Darth Maul


Rebecca Rubin, the newest American Girl from the Lower East Side went on an adventure to Tatooine and Darth Maul was there. They were mortal enemies so they met up and Rebecca had a light saber on her skirt so she started fighting him.

Rebecca won and Darth Maul ended up toast and she buried him in the sand. She did not say the Mourner's Kaddish. Instead, she said "Yay, my mortal enemy is dead."

And then she went to Katz's for a pastrami sandwich and a knish.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Kit Kittredge Fights General Grievous


Art Direction by ChowderGirl, ChowderMom provides the mad Photoshop skillz.

As I understand it, this takes place on Naboo where Kit has come to sell eggs and maybe battle a droid or two.

Update: She was working on the plot today but then realized that maybe the American Girls should come as a team.